Kelso Theatre Pub ghost highlighted in 'Weird' book
Thursday, May 8, 2008 12:31 AM PDT
By Tom Paulu
Washington is the second-weirdest state in the union when it comes to mysterious phenomena, according to a company that compiles ghost stories, unsolved mysteries and colorful characters into factoid-rich books.
Plenty of tales from our neck of the woods fill the 256-page "Weird Washington" by Jeff Davis and Al Eufrasio, which was recently published by Newman Communications. It's the 17th volume about weird states published by the outfit.
For people who have explored the Evergreen State on the roads and through prose, some of the book's stories may be familiar. But there are surprises, including a local one.
The authors devote a page to the Kelso Theatre Pub, which reportedly offers paranormal drama to those who seek it.
"Customers have seen a woman in the upper floor of the theater and immediately know something isn't quite right, because she is transparent," the authors reveal.
The see-through theatergoer may haunt the women's restroom, where paranormal researchers reportedly recorded her saying "I'm cold."
Elsewhere in Southwest Washington, Vancouver has several haunted spots on Officer's Row just off the Mill Plain exit of I-5. One ghost named Sarah "appears to women, especially when drinking is involved," the book says.
Other roadside oddities described in the book are not transparent, and one needn't imbibe to spot them.
According to the authors, Long Beach "offers one of the healthiest doses of weirdness in Washington!"
The town can boast its Ugly Mermaid carving, a giant frying pan and a squirting clam. The book also devotes 2 1/2 pages to Marsh's Free Museum and its star, Jake the Alligator Man.
The Gospodor monuments in southern Lewis County also warrant a spread, with news that the builder hopes to erect several other towers next to I-5. There's no news about whether or when there might be a recognizable way to get to the "park" and safely view the $500,000 set of icons designed and placed by Dominic Gospodor.
Longview makes the book briefly with a picture of the old car atop the Chinese Village sign on Ocean Beach Highway, a vestige of days when the joint was Bonnie and Clyde's.
Another certified strange spot in Southwest Washington are the rock pits near the top of Silver Star mountain in eastern Clark County.
"Weird Washington" includes chapters on D.B. Cooper and Bigfoot, not that either is lacking in publicity.
Yes, there's a tale about a bigfoot mating with a human woman and producing a son. Whether the descendents haunt the woods will have to wait for a sequel.
The authors promise a "Weird Oregon" within a year or so.
The book
'Weird Washington," published by Newman Communications, costs $19.95. For more information, visit www.weirdus.com
Patty Dowling wrote on May 8, 2008 7:59 AM:
Kelso Native wrote on May 8, 2008 8:04 AM:
Related wrote on May 8, 2008 8:24 AM:
Pierce Co. Repub wrote on May 8, 2008 10:22 AM:
Hmm.. wrote on May 8, 2008 1:58 PM:
Are you sure it's not a man they see? "
Tom Paulu wrote on May 8, 2008 2:50 PM:
Happy haunting, I mean hunting. "
shocked wrote on May 8, 2008 4:50 PM:
fingers? "
Seen it wrote on May 8, 2008 4:53 PM:
re seen it wrote on May 8, 2008 5:11 PM:
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Free Rubber wrote on May 8, 2008 11:07 PM:
come on... wrote on May 8, 2008 11:10 PM:
pangborn wrote on May 9, 2008 7:08 AM:
Ray Bashor and his wife ran that theatre with an iron hands fo many years.
She did consessions and Ray did everything else. including tend to his Champagne Velvet Beer stash in a room behind the stage.
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