Kalama's Miss White Trash winners enjoy life at the top of the heap
Tuesday, April 22, 2008 12:24 AM PDT
By Amy M.E. Fischer
Local reality TV fans who tuned in this month to watch a Kalama hairdresser switch places with a Philadelphia stylist may have been surprised to learn of two cult celebrities in their midst.
On the Style Network’s “Split Ends” episode that aired April 5, it was revealed that the town of 1,700 is home to not one, but two Miss White Trash USA winners -- Dawn Hindman, the reigning queen, and 2005 title holder Amberleigh (no last name, “like Madonna,” she explained).
Amberleigh, who appears in the “Split Ends” episode working at the Stage West barbershop/antique store in downtown Kalama, proudly spilled the beans about her title to horrified Philadelphia stylist Mary Lamb. Then Amberleigh introduced Lamb to Hindman, who stopped by the one-chair shop for a haircut.
According to the Web site www.misswhitetrash.com, the annual Miss White Trash Pageant was founded in 1999 in Portland by the Rev. Tony Hughes to celebrate “women who proudly represent the large and looming underbelly of middle Americana.” Contestants are judged in categories including makeup, hair, outfit, talent and overall trashiness.
Hindman, who’s lived in Kalama most of her life, took the 2008 title in September’s beer-fueled pageant at a Portland bar. Amberleigh had encouraged her to enter after seeing Hindman join the “redneck rodeo” at last summer’s Kalama fair, telling her, “I know white trash, and you’re gonna win.”
“I said I’ll try anything once,” said Hindman, who recently got divorced and wanted some fun. “I’ve always been a goofball, always joke around and stuff, but nothing like this.”
For her pageant outfit, Hindman wore a glittery bikini top borrowed from Amberleigh with a pair of ripped-up construction shorts. She beat out dozens of other scantily-clad contestants, winning a 1973 GMC pickup truck with “Miss White Trash 2008” painted on its camper shell, meat products, a tattoo and a check for $29.99.
Sadly, she has since sold the truck to a Longview man for $100 after her landlord told her she couldn’t park it at her apartment.
“It’s just a joke, really. I’m just your basic country girl, is all I am,” said 42-year-old Hindman, a mother of two who works for Cleaning with TLC. “It was the best time I ever had in my life, and I didn’t have to be trashy to do it. I was just myself.”
Amberleigh, however, says she takes her title seriously and strives to live up to her responsibilities.
“It’s a great honor. I feel that I’m representing a good portion of our population. ... I come from a long line of rednecks,” Amberleigh said Friday, rocking her newborn baby, Jameson, while 17-month-old Tennessee played on the floor of the family’s new modular home in rural Kalama’s hills. Yes, both sons’ names are references to whiskey, she grins.
With Amberleigh, 29, it’s hard to tell whether her embrace of white trash ideals is an authentic lifestyle or a smart young woman being campy and ironic. Her dad’s family is from the Kentucky/Southern Ohio region. She keeps it on the down-low that her mom’s from San Diego, where Amberleigh grew up before moving to Portland. She’s lived in Kalama for a year.
Adding to the mystique is the bullet tattooed inside her right bicep.
“My gun is always loaded,” she said, flexing her muscle, causing much of her ample bosom to spill out the top of the cut-out neck of her Motley Crue T-shirt. Her left tricep is tattooed with “Honky,” which goes with a friend’s tattoo that says “Tonk.”
When her Portland co-workers at Big Daddy’s barbecue pit suggested Amberleigh was perfect for the Miss White Trash 2005 contest, naturally, she was all over it.
“I said I’ll win it for sure. ... I wanted to win that truck,” said Amberleigh, a former honky-tonk music roadie. She put on a fake pregnant belly, battered high heels, opened a beer, lit a cigarette and took home the crown.
In addition to the truck, she won a recording contract with Jesus Presley records, a lifetime supply of Spam and a year’s supply of Camel cigarettes. Radio shock jock Howard Stern called. She appeared in a Camel ad.
While driving the eye-catching truck, she learned how large a fan-base Miss White Trash has. Gas station employees filled her tank for free. Men wanted to pose for pictures with her. People waved at her at stoplights (and in turn, she’d give them the one-finger salute).
“Every time I started that truck, I’d peel out,” she said. The tires were bald when she sold it after a year for $1,000 to federal Drug Enforcement Agents looking for a truck for undercover meth work, she said.
The tacky allure of the “Miss White Trash Pageant” is catching on. The Style Network is looking at filming a “Miss White Trash” reality show, pitting pageant winners from different states against each other.
But some locals don’t get it.
“A lot of people are mad at me in town,” Amberleigh said. However, she added, “It’s not degrading by any means. It’s fun. There’s no harm.”
jlin wrote on Apr 22, 2008 5:58 AM:
hit the nail wrote on Apr 22, 2008 6:25 AM:
BINGO wrote on Apr 22, 2008 6:45 AM:
Dookielumpkins where are you? wrote on Apr 22, 2008 7:05 AM:
Oh My wrote on Apr 22, 2008 7:09 AM:
common man wrote on Apr 22, 2008 7:35 AM:
Kalama Pride wrote on Apr 22, 2008 7:48 AM:
Some people are just trash, white or otherwise.
Kinda says it all for Cowchips County. "
Interesting wrote on Apr 22, 2008 7:52 AM:
Dont Understand wrote on Apr 22, 2008 8:09 AM:
Tex from Cougar wrote on Apr 22, 2008 8:19 AM:
LongviewRez wrote on Apr 22, 2008 8:41 AM:
gee wrote on Apr 22, 2008 8:41 AM:
Rosie wrote on Apr 22, 2008 8:57 AM:
It will hurt less if you take the poker out. "
cityofroses wrote on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 AM:
kalama native wrote on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 AM:
Burford McGee wrote on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 AM:
True enuf... wrote on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 AM:
NEWS wrote on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 AM:
Classaaaaaay wrote on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 AM:
names wrote on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 AM:
Louie wrote on Apr 22, 2008 9:30 AM:
Doesn't Kalama have mandatory trash pick-up? "
THAT GURL wrote on Apr 22, 2008 10:02 AM:
Disgusted and embarassed wrote on Apr 22, 2008 10:05 AM:
WOW wrote on Apr 22, 2008 10:23 AM:
Resident wrote on Apr 22, 2008 10:25 AM:
do not subscribe to THE DAILY NEWS!!!!!!
COWLITZ COUNTY IS FULL OF TRASH. "
The Rev Tony wrote on Apr 22, 2008 10:40 AM:
hilarious wrote on Apr 22, 2008 10:53 AM:
to common man wrote on Apr 22, 2008 10:53 AM:
What an embarrassment to this area wrote on Apr 22, 2008 11:00 AM:
RS wrote on Apr 22, 2008 11:00 AM:
Is this what we are encouraging the youth of today to aspire to? Albeit in fun, when you take into consideration the youth of today and their obsession with celebrity, when you hold up a person like Amberleigh to be a local celebrity, this behavior is exactly what you are telling children is acceptable.
Personally, if you aspire to be 'white trash' then that is your business, however when the local newspaper endorses your belief n their front page, then that is a very sad state of affairs.
Very bad form TDN, very bad form. "
sunny wrote on Apr 22, 2008 11:34 AM:
Mr. Bastinado wrote on Apr 22, 2008 11:34 AM:
Wow wrote on Apr 22, 2008 11:38 AM:
Dookie Lumpkins wrote on Apr 22, 2008 11:41 AM:
ST wrote on Apr 22, 2008 11:46 AM:
LuckyPierre wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:00 PM:
Mrcal wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:03 PM:
Trailer trash wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:06 PM:
If you can not laugh at your self once in a while ,what good is life ?
Hell to lots folks a beer and a smoke and a good fishin hole and they are set good to go.
So if you high brows can not handle that maybe we should do a story on your dull live and use it to put the watcher asleep. "
TheClevelandSteamer wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:08 PM:
Big Fan wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:08 PM:
Come on wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:10 PM:
dearest dookie wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:18 PM:
DonkeyPuncher wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:20 PM:
InThePink wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:22 PM:
wa resident wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:23 PM:
kalama forever wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:27 PM:
One Inn The Shtink wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:28 PM:
Filthy Sanchez wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:30 PM:
Filthy Nixon wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:52 PM:
kirsten wrote on Apr 22, 2008 12:55 PM:
Kalama girl wrote on Apr 22, 2008 1:24 PM:
Tammy wrote on Apr 22, 2008 1:33 PM:
You said it right. Nothing wrong with a bit of humor, and all these poor girls get is hate. Not from me. More power to ya girls. "
John Huckfeldt wrote on Apr 22, 2008 1:42 PM:
See you at the trailer park...
"
BIGDAR wrote on Apr 22, 2008 1:45 PM:
Mrcal. wrote on Apr 22, 2008 1:48 PM:
HIcks wrote on Apr 22, 2008 1:58 PM:
I agree w/ Mrcal we should have a:
1. Mr & Ms. Meth
2. Mr & Ms. Crazy Church Person
3. Mr & Ms. Jacked Up Yard "
Compare wrote on Apr 22, 2008 2:04 PM:
Kalama girl wrote on Apr 22, 2008 2:43 PM:
BIGDAR wrote on Apr 22, 2008 2:43 PM:
this is very sad wrote on Apr 22, 2008 2:56 PM:
ReKalama girl wrote on Apr 22, 2008 3:18 PM:
El Gabilon wrote on Apr 22, 2008 3:20 PM:
just wait wrote on Apr 22, 2008 3:26 PM:
Just me wrote on Apr 22, 2008 3:44 PM:
htwl wrote on Apr 22, 2008 3:52 PM:
friend wrote on Apr 22, 2008 4:10 PM:
Lucky B wrote on Apr 22, 2008 4:59 PM:
more to huckfeldt wrote on Apr 22, 2008 5:49 PM:
RE just me wrote on Apr 22, 2008 6:58 PM:
Another former Res... wrote on Apr 22, 2008 7:22 PM:
What a Sad Commentary wrote on Apr 22, 2008 7:26 PM:
Kalama Mama wrote on Apr 22, 2008 7:27 PM:
White Trash. What DO you want and are you willing to supply it??? I don't see the folks screaming about the casino or Wal-Mart coming up with any jobs for this area.
Get over yourselves folks, Kalama is the land of "This, That and Brando's Cat". "
Dookielumkins Where are you wrote on Apr 22, 2008 7:50 PM:
RE just me wrote on Apr 22, 2008 7:53 PM:
Think about the word for just a minute "White Trash" Maybe you need to look the word "trash" up in the dictionary. I will explain it to you like I have to my 3 year old, honey: if you treat people with respect, they will respect you, and name calling in not okay. In addition to that I would tell her to use "nice words" when speaking to people. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't this something we start to teach our children at a very young age. Adults are suppose to be setting the example (role Model)for behavior, and if you think this article is setting a good example to anyone Then you have more porblems then the "White Trash" girl named in this article. "
LMAO wrote on Apr 22, 2008 8:22 PM:
ken wrote on Apr 22, 2008 8:40 PM:
if you don't like it, don't read it.
reality is,
the majority of cowlitz county IS white, or some other ethnicity, TRASH.
and i suggest if you don't like that,
move away.
good grief, you people are so quick to hate on. "
Woodlander wrote on Apr 22, 2008 10:11 PM:
Cletus Bo-Sephus wrote on Apr 22, 2008 10:52 PM:
To Hicks wrote on Apr 22, 2008 11:02 PM:
GO MOM DAWN wrote on Apr 23, 2008 12:24 AM:
on that note IM SO PROUD OF YOU MISS WHITE TRASH WINNERS KEEP UP ALL THE GOOD WORK :) "
april wrote on Apr 23, 2008 2:35 AM:
Lighten up wrote on Apr 23, 2008 4:32 AM:
To John Huckfeldt Another former Res wrote on Apr 23, 2008 7:41 AM:
Tazer Baby wrote on Apr 23, 2008 8:25 AM:
Jackal wrote on Apr 23, 2008 9:09 AM:
Spamommy wrote on Apr 23, 2008 5:06 PM:
Kalama Grad wrote on Apr 23, 2008 6:57 PM:
I bet her brother Dale is proud.
"
Big Dawg wrote on Apr 23, 2008 7:44 PM:
You go girls love and kisses...As for all you haters, come on have some fun. "
Dookie Lumpkins wrote on Apr 23, 2008 8:41 PM:
Why Not wrote on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 AM:
Must be the booze. "
Jackal wrote on Apr 24, 2008 10:58 AM:
cowlitz co. transplant wrote on Apr 24, 2008 11:39 AM:
MM wrote on Apr 24, 2008 11:49 AM:
Maybe she's just doing this in the name of fun, and that's her right, but when someone decides to put themselves in the public eye for recognition, it is not unreasonable for the public to criticize and question the logic, or lack thereof, that said person has.
Personally, I think the Daily News made a mistake in giving this person a feature. I just can't see how this can improve the area's image.
"
French wrote on Apr 24, 2008 12:19 PM:
and we're them ole boys raised on shotgun.
We say grace, we say mam,
if you ain't into that we don't give a damn.
We're from North California and South Alabam'
and little towns all around this land.
We can skin a buck, and run a trout line
and a country boy can survive,
country folks can survive,
country boy can survive,
country folks can survive. "
That is all :) "
MM wrote on Apr 24, 2008 12:39 PM:
French wrote on Apr 24, 2008 6:31 PM:
Entertaining wrote on Apr 24, 2008 9:33 PM:
A++ entertaining journalism. Who didn't smile reading this ???? "
Ghost wrote on Apr 25, 2008 1:18 PM:
wayserious wrote on Apr 26, 2008 3:19 PM:
GIRLS RULE wrote on Apr 26, 2008 6:38 PM:
Fishaholic wrote on Apr 27, 2008 6:05 AM:
B wrote on Apr 27, 2008 11:11 AM:
Ernest wrote on Apr 27, 2008 2:13 PM:
Albert Rossi wrote on Apr 27, 2008 2:30 PM:
Grow Old Timber wrote on Apr 27, 2008 11:46 PM:
Kalama; be proud, not afraid!
Who cares what the world thinks
if we are laughing all the while?
We ALL are white trash. No better than anyone else.
Our vehicles are crud, but paid for.
So where does Mr White Trash live?
Albert Rossi you are RIGHT on! "
Pierce Co. Repub. wrote on Apr 29, 2008 8:49 AM:
saw this tv show wrote on Apr 29, 2008 4:36 PM:
SharenaMiss Whitetrash s daughter wrote on Apr 30, 2008 9:25 AM:
Jackal wrote on Apr 30, 2008 11:00 AM:
Kalama Girl wrote on Apr 30, 2008 11:10 AM:
RE ERENST wrote on Apr 30, 2008 1:09 PM:
Hide Behind wrote on Apr 30, 2008 9:20 PM:
Jackal wrote on Apr 30, 2008 10:15 PM:
chevguy wrote on May 1, 2008 12:12 AM:
MM wrote on May 1, 2008 11:58 AM:
Hillbillys wrote on May 1, 2008 3:24 PM:
to those who feel the need to put this lovely girl down. wrote on May 2, 2008 3:38 PM:
Former Res never coming back wrote on May 2, 2008 4:19 PM:
T Bone wrote on May 2, 2008 5:00 PM:
Longview Slime wrote on May 2, 2008 5:05 PM:
HILARIOUS!! "
Hide Behind wrote on May 3, 2008 6:41 PM:
Kelso Mom wrote on May 5, 2008 7:47 AM:
BIGDAR wrote on May 5, 2008 9:04 AM:
Jaye wrote on May 6, 2008 7:43 AM:
Lija wrote on May 6, 2008 10:55 AM:
Are you kidding wrote on May 6, 2008 7:33 PM:
not surprising wrote on May 7, 2008 1:56 PM:
Hide Behind wrote on May 8, 2008 9:14 AM:
so sorry wrote on May 8, 2008 11:00 AM:
Its okay this storm will pass folks....smiles.... "
Got to laugh wrote on May 8, 2008 2:35 PM:
Rumpleforeskin wrote on May 9, 2008 4:53 PM:
GUH wrote on May 10, 2008 8:02 PM:
Embarrassed wrote on May 11, 2008 11:32 AM:
When she went on the show she was a representative of the town and the people in it like it or not. A person with any degree of common sense would have realized this and acted accordingly. This girl did nothing of the sort, and managed to embarrass an entire town with her actions, which were simply deplorable.
Those that say “just lighten up” simply do not grasp the gravity of the situation. The fact that the town was embarrassed on television was bad enough; the entire town was made to look like white trash contestant training and breeding grounds… The worst part is that the mentality that accepts that is so pervasive and holds the title in such high esteem. That is truly sad. Common sense should have told Amberleigh to act with some degree of tact when representing Kalama on TV. In my opinion she embarrassed the entire town and should apologize. It wasn't funny and it hurt the image of Kalama. "
Is that all it takes wrote on May 11, 2008 11:49 AM:
I bet it takes a lot of spam and cigarettes to fill the void where the dignity once called home. "
GUH wrote on May 11, 2008 5:32 PM:
I cannot wait to leave Kalama, I thought it was a decent enough place to live. But ever since that hair cut show and now this, I realize that it is quickly going down the toilet. The only wonderful thing that has happened to Kalama in the midst of the "events" is the filming of Twilight. Is December here yet?! It needs to arrive sooner, please? "
Jackal wrote on May 12, 2008 8:56 AM:
punkNkelso wrote on May 12, 2008 10:08 AM:
Bragging about being white trash?
Look at our employment rate!
Is that really somthing that you want to brag about?
Get a life. "
Hide Behind wrote on May 12, 2008 2:11 PM:








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